 Rory Campbell is the local shopkeeper, member of the local council, erstwhile bard, renowned karioke singer and volunteer fireman. Yes! he is a New Man, in fact he is more than this, he is truly a Renaissance Man. |
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| Behind his facade of respectability Rory is one of the worlds greatest lovers possessed of amazing powers of sexual magnetism which are enough to light up a small city. Although physically short in stature (vertically challenged I believe it's called) he is also known as Big Grocer for somewhat obvious reasons. Also referred to as Sausage on occasions.
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He is the owner of Lochdubh's only home jacuzzi and emperor sized four poster bed but is not known as a laugh a minute kind of guy although paradoxically the stories of his exploits especially with sheep are guaranteed to get the Stag Bar regulars falling about laughing. |
Madly enamoured of Esme Murray although his idea of romantic mood music to woo her is a wee bit lively and better suited to a Ceilidh in the village hall.
He is fond of her home cooking, especially her three minute eggs.
Warning Never get into a game of strip Scrabble with this man - he cheats! (especially if your name is Esme).
Favourite tipple is Dubonet and Lemonade. |
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