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The local school teacher and sex symbol who also runs a Bed and Breakfast establishment where Rory Campbell (who she is stepping out with) is usually more than welcome, especially for Breakfast. | |||
Esme has a shrewd grasp of the potential benefits of human sexuality in electricity generation and as such is a world renowned consultant on renewable energy resources. | |||
Favourite tipple is pints of Orkney Breweries Skullcrusher bitter. |
Been heard to say | |||
Eggs! Nice slow three minute poached eggs. | 26K | 53K | |
If sexual energy generated light, Mr Campbell here could illuminate a small city | 27K | 54K | |
Unlikely to say | |||
Not tonight, I've got a headache | |||
Unlikely to say | |||
Not tonight, I've got a headache | |||
In the news | |||
Nearly all the time. |