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 |  Constable Duggan took over the policing of Lochdubh while Hamish Macbeth was away trying his hand at recreating the final scenes of that fine Kirk Douglas film "The Vikings". He proved to be wildly popular with the local inhabitants and was more than ably assisted by TV John to fit into the local culture without ruffling any feathers. |
| Unsurprisingly he uncovered the hard way that Lochdubh has one of the highest per capita crime rates in the known world. But as a recompense found out that he had unknown culinary talents and was fated (like the man before the man before MacBeth) for greater things than policing Lochdubh |  |
| Been heard to say | ||
| You are under arrest and there will be no Paella | ||
| Lookie here in this wee pottie. That's Paella made by this here fella! |  12K 23K
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| Unlikely to say | ||
| I'll have a pound of your fine sausages today Lachlan | ||
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